Destiny Pluto

My geography ma'am taught me there are in all 9 planets in our Solar System starting from Mercury and going till Pluto (I know there are theories which says Pluto is not a planet, but I would like to go with what I had learnt in school [:-p]). And do you have slightest idea that which planet fascinates me the most?? Its none other than PLUTO!! I know you would say how dumb!! But I have a big crazzy mind and its weird but my mind has its own mind!! It will never run as I want it to.. It runs in its own direction and dimension which is still unknown to me. Anyways, so Pluto is by far my favorite planet. You ask whyy??... Let me tell you the most interesting thing I found about it in form of a simple equation : Earth's 288 yrs = Pluto's 1 yr!!!
See, I told you I have a crazzzy mind!!! But can you just imagine if we were to born on Pluto, we would have died within a year since human life doesnot go beyond 110 yrs. And since we would die within a year, people would not bother to make currencies and would not even bother to make stupid inventions... Pluto will have people who will really live like people. I mean they would not go to offices 9-5 to stare their PCs. They won't go to schools to stare books. They won't go to gyms to stare their weight on weighing machines (Who cares how much you weigh when you will die within a year!!). Which reminds me that the gravitational pull on Pluto is far less than Earth. Hence, a person weighing 150 pounds on earth will weigh only 10 pounds on Pluto. Isn't that like fantastic?? Now tell me who wants to go to Pluto (me!!, me!!). Ha, I know life would be so much better over there. However, if you are wondering how will you ever be able to land on Pluto before dying then I have got the solution to your problem.... Yes, didn't I mention it earlier that my mind has its own mind. It was able to figure out the answer to the questions that even people at NASA did not. How to travel so many light years away in your small single life?? So, are you ready for the answer?? Oh my God!! I just hope if any NASA person is reading this, they will give me royalty for finding out the answer to the questions they are still trying to find. Ok, so here it is.. Remember, you had asked for it... So here it is....
You just have to book a light ray and sit on it and zoooooommmmmmmmmmm you go to the farthest planet Pluto!!!
I know, I know... I am very very intelligent. Please please don't praise me soo much. I know the answer was always before our eyes and we never figured it out. It happens!!
You don't have to take much of a luggage with you... You will only need Oxygen cylinder and a bottle of Orange Syrup. Oh my God!! look at your face.. Don't be so confused, my dear! Let me explain this to you sweety.. Pluto being the coldest planet is obviously covered with ice. So, you just have to take a handful of ice and pour the Orange syrup on it and your Orange Ice Gola is ready!! See, you don't even have to cook there!! You can have as much as Gola you want and that too for free. See, didn't I tell you, going to Pluto is all worth it!!
And the most important reason to settle on Pluto planet is that this Earth will be destroyed in 2012 (as per the promo [;)]). So, if you want to survive, going to Pluto will be the best bet. Don't you think?? I will request NASA people to act on this idea as soon as possible.. It is the only way that the human life could be saved and we can have a wonderful life over there with no tensions, no worries, no work, no schools but just friends, family and Gola!!

P.S. - The above blog is a work of fiction. It has no relevance to any person living or dead. Please dont sue the person who has written it as she has already mentioned her mind has its own mind!!